Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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