yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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