i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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