If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
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