Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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