Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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