I'm drive I can fine osifer
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
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