what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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