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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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