Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
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