Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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