"it" just moved
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
There r osticjed everywhere
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
Randomize
