i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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