Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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