Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
pray to the hookup gods
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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