Heybabeimwearingurpanties
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
Randomize
