Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
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