Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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