Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
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