i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
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