My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
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