Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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