Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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