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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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