So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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