I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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