Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
that's an acceptable place to lick
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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