are you so shy because you have an std?
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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