i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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