walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
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