I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
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