why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
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