Well apparently he's into motor boating.
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
Randomize
