He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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