um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
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