i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
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