Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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