Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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