so let's talk penis.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
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