Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
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