One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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