Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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