is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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