You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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