We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
I currently don't understand fingers.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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