these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
it hurts more in the daytime
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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