It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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