Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
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