I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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