White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
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