He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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