3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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