Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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