Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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